Missoula dot Net http://missoula.net Sun, 05 Oct 2008 17:17:49 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 en Great political commentary on Sarah Palin http://missoula.net/2008/10/05/great-political-commentary-on-sarah-palin/ http://missoula.net/2008/10/05/great-political-commentary-on-sarah-palin/#comments Sun, 05 Oct 2008 17:17:49 +0000 Justin http://missoula.net/?p=51 Wulfgar! hunted down this huge cup of awesome. Enjoy!

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From here.

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missoula trainyard, originally uploaded by Chris Lombardi.

Here’s a beautiful picture that exemplifies Missoula. Rough, old-school industrial, mountainous and wild. Chris Lombardi takes some wonderful shots.

]]> http://missoula.net/2008/08/20/missoula-trainyard/feed/ Keep your Jesus off my penis http://missoula.net/2008/08/19/keep-your-jesus-off-my-penis/ http://missoula.net/2008/08/19/keep-your-jesus-off-my-penis/#comments Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:58:53 +0000 Justin http://missoula.net/?p=33 Lyrics, for those that want ‘em: Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis ©2004 Eric Schwartz Keep your Jesus off my penis Keep your bible off my balls Keep [...]]]> I’m sure some of you haven’t seen this great video from the very clever and funny Eric Schwartz. I always get a chuckle and nod from it. Enjoy!

Lyrics, for those that want ‘em:

Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis
©2004 Eric Schwartz

Keep your Jesus off my penis
Keep your bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
And your crosses off my walls
You can keep the virgin mother
And the resurrection too
Keep your Jesus off my penis
I’ll keep my penis off of you

Well I’m frickin’ sick and tired
Of turning on the news
And seeing the religious right’s
Ungodly fight to take our right to choose
When to bear our children
Who to love and how
Education and protection
If we’re just practicing for now
So dubya look obey a book
If that’s what works for you
But I don’t tell you how to pray
So don’t tell me how to screw

Keep your Jesus off my penis
Keep your bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
And your crosses off my walls
You can keep the virgin mother
And the resurrection too
Keep your Jesus off my penis
I’ll keep my penis off of you

So you’re screaming bloody murder
‘Bout the taliban regime
For subjugating women
And being too extreme
And basing legislation
On some ancient holy book
Does that sound a bit familiar?
Here’s a mirror, have a look

And as for the ten commandments
They need one more at least
Thou shall never cover up
The acts of pervert priests
How’d they let that happen
Unless they just abhor us
Well anyway it adds
Another layer to the chorus

Keep your Jesus off my penis
Keep your bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
And your crosses off my walls
You can keep the virgin mother
And the resurrection too
Keep your Jesus off my penis
I’ll keep my penis off of you

So you’ll execute a person
And protect a single cell
But mercy-kill the terminally ill
And you’re goin’ straight to hell
I don’t know much about
The word of God
Far be it from me
But I can tell you what it ain’t
Hypochristianity

I am not anti-Christian
Before you grab a rope
There is beauty in religion
And joy and love and hope
We’re all looking for an answer
Some colossal cosmic cause
But who the fuck are you
To turn your views into my laws?
It’s just believers in the bible
That would have abortion banned
Anti-choice agnostics?
I could count’em on one hand
And as for killing babies
I have but one retort
If someone raped your daughter George
You’d beg her to abort

And if some young girl from your church
Shows up with child or some infection
‘Cuz you taught her what a horrid sin
It was to use protection
One day you’ll face the pearly gates
And whatchu gonna say
When that long-haired Jewish peacenick
Sends your ass the other way sayin’

Keep your Jesus off my penis
Keep your bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
And your crosses off my walls
I’ve had it up to here
With all the biblibile you spew
Keep your Jesus off my penis
(at least that’s what I would do)
Keep your Jesus off my penis
I’ll keep my penis off of you
That’s if’n you want me to

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-Justin

]]> http://missoula.net/2008/02/14/rejected-valentines-day-cards/feed/ George W. Bush, translated. http://missoula.net/2008/02/08/george-w-bush-translated/ http://missoula.net/2008/02/08/george-w-bush-translated/#comments Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:35:34 +0000 Justin http://missoula.net/2008/02/08/george-w-bush-translated/ I can be a little behind the times sometimes. Case in point, I just saw this wonderful video for the first time yesterday. In it, George W. Bush has a translator by his side during a speech in order that he might more effectively get his point across to the American people. Enjoy.

-Justin

]]> http://missoula.net/2008/02/08/george-w-bush-translated/feed/ Is progressive talk radio returning to Missoula? http://missoula.net/2007/12/31/is-progressive-talk-radio-returning-to-missoula/ http://missoula.net/2007/12/31/is-progressive-talk-radio-returning-to-missoula/#comments Mon, 31 Dec 2007 23:06:11 +0000 Justin http://missoula.net/2007/12/31/is-progressive-talk-radio-returning-to-missoula/ KPAX is reporting that progressive talk radio is on tap for Missoula in the new year. Their story says that they don’t know what station it’ll be on, but that the new format will be unveiled next week. I wonder if this will be a result of the efforts of Missoula Community Radio, the group formed after local progressive talk radio station KKNS shut down in March of 2006 following only six months on the air.

Here’s hoping for the return of a full-fledged, full-time progressive station!

-Justin

Update: New West is reporting that KLCY will be converting to “KMPT, Missoula’s progressive talk.”

Update2: A commenter suggests that there is no connection to Missoula Community Radio. As the New West article mentions, this is a Dave Cowan project. Dave was involved with short-lived KKNS.

]]> http://missoula.net/2007/12/31/is-progressive-talk-radio-returning-to-missoula/feed/ The Story of Stuff http://missoula.net/2007/12/22/the-story-of-stuff/ http://missoula.net/2007/12/22/the-story-of-stuff/#comments Sat, 22 Dec 2007 19:57:27 +0000 Justin http://missoula.net/2007/12/22/the-story-of-stuff/ What better time of year to examine the terribly broken cycle of consumerism that we Americans so heavily contribute to? If there is a true spirit of Christmas in America today, it’s overconsumption. The following videos are an excellent and entertaining introduction to this very important subject.

From http://www.storyofstuff.com/ :

From its extraction through sale, use and disposal, all the stuff in our lives affects communities at home and abroad, yet most of this is hidden from view. The Story of Stuff is a 20-minute, fast-paced, fact-filled look at the underside of our production and consumption patterns. The Story of Stuff exposes the connections between a huge number of environmental and social issues, and calls us together to create a more sustainable and just world. It’ll teach you something, it’ll make you laugh, and it just may change the way you look at all the stuff in your life forever.

For more information, visit http://www.storyofstuff.com/

-Justin

]]> http://missoula.net/2007/12/22/the-story-of-stuff/feed/ The true spirit of Christmas http://missoula.net/2007/12/09/the-true-spirit-of-christmas/ http://missoula.net/2007/12/09/the-true-spirit-of-christmas/#comments Mon, 10 Dec 2007 00:17:19 +0000 Justin http://missoula.net/2007/12/09/the-true-spirit-of-christmas/ The Christmas season means so many things to so many people. How can such depth of emotion be properly expressed in mere words? Some may find it sappy or overly sentimental, but they don’t grasp the true spirit of the season.

I present to you my most sincere and heart-felt feelings about Christmas, by way of the song stylings of a true genius: Eric Idle.

-Justin

]]> http://missoula.net/2007/12/09/the-true-spirit-of-christmas/feed/ The return of Missoula dot Net http://missoula.net/2007/12/09/the-return-of-missoula-dot-net/ http://missoula.net/2007/12/09/the-return-of-missoula-dot-net/#comments Sun, 09 Dec 2007 23:38:28 +0000 Justin http://missoula.net/2007/12/09/the-return-of-missoula-dot-net/ After a long absence, I’m back. For those of you who didn’t even know I was gone, I can’t say that I blame you. I wasn’t around that long before disappearing.

The reasons for the my disappearance are various, but suffice it to say that I felt the need to re-think the focus of this blog. You’ll see a very different Missoula dot Net than the one you may have been familiar with. However, there will most certainly be some overlap with the old subject matter.

I’m glad that I could be lucky enough to pick such a beautiful snowy late-fall day as this to resurrect the site. As always, an endeavor such as this is a work in progress. I invite you, the reader, to join in on the fun by commenting.

Thanks for reading!

-Justin

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